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My game crashed after readying

2020.11.20 03:20 Seibahtoe My game crashed after readying

Help, my games keep crashing whenever I try to start a heist.
Here's the crash log:
Application has crashed: C++ exception
...es/weaponfactorymanager_caching/weaponfactorymanager.lua:68: attempt to concatenate local 'part_id' (a nil value)



SCRIPT STACK

_add_part() lib/managers/weaponfactorymanager.lua:693
_add_part() lib/managers/weaponfactorymanager.lua:708
assemble_from_blueprint() lib/managers/weaponfactorymanager.lua:627
assemble_from_blueprint() lib/units/weapons/newraycastweaponbase.lua:134
add_unit_by_factory_blueprint() lib/units/beings/playehuskplayerinventory.lua:136
add_weapons() lib/units/player_team/teamaimovement.lua:59
post_init() lib/units/enemies/cop/copmovement.lua:482
old_post() lib/units/player_team/teamaibase.lua:7
post_init() u/mods/Better Bots/betterbots.lua:194
lib/units/player_team/teamaisound.lua:5
spawn_unit() =[C]
spawn_one_teamAI() lib/managers/group_ai_states/groupaistatebase.lua:2947
fill_criminal_team_with_AI() lib/managers/group_ai_states/groupaistatebase.lua:3231
spawn_players() lib/network/base/basenetworksession.lua:1526
update() lib/states/ingamewaitingforplayers.lua:293
update() core/lib/utils/game_state_machine/coregamestatemachine.lua:92
original() lib/setups/setup.lua:885
update() u/mods/base/req/core/Hooks.lua:188
update() lib/setups/gamesetup.lua:718
update() lib/setups/networkgamesetup.lua:21
core/lib/setups/coresetup.lua:557
And my mod list:
BLT mods:
1 Simple Mod Updater 26
2 SuperBLT 1.1.6.0
3 WeaponLib 1.0
4 BeardLib 4.X
5 HopLib 1.8
6 Biglobby3 3.24.1
7 Monkeepers 49
8 Tactical Reloading 2.41
9 Slides & Bolts Lock Back - Updated 3.20
10 Weapon Painter 1.0
11 Bot Weapons and Equipment 10.8
12 Overdrill Activator 2.0
13 Advanced Crosshairs and Hitmarkers 3
14 Void UI 1.2.3
15 The Cooker 9
16 Simple Bipods 1.0.1
17 Skill Overhaul 1.0
18 Burst Fire 1.0
19 OTs-14-4A Groza Animations 1.0
20 No Duplicated Bullets 8
21 L115 Animations 1.0
22 Modern Sights 1.0
23 Federales Light Swat Fix 1.0
24 Burst Fire B93R 1.1
25 Better Bots 46
26 GoonMod's Custom Waypoints 41
27 Default Sniper Scope Fixed 1
28 Activate ALL the Gadgets + Separate Sight Gadget Keybind 2.24
29 KS-23 Animations 1.0
30 Keepers 183
31 Immortal Python for Custom Weapons 1.0
32 Ire and Fist 1.63.5
33 The Fixes Preventer 5
34 Auto Fire & Reload 1.2
35 The Fixes 11

Disabled fixes:
1 crash_align_place_huskplayerinv

PAYDAY 2/Maps:
1 Armsdeal Alleyway
2 Intel_Repossession
3 Ready Player None
4 Stalk Fraud
5 TheLastTrain
6 tonis1

PAYDAY 2/assets/mod_overrides:
1 AAC Honey Badger
2 AAC Honey Badger Bonus Skins
3 ACR M203
4 AF2011
5 AK Various Attachment
6 AK-12
7 AN-94
8 ARX-160 A2
9 AUG A3 9mm XS
10 BelOMO PK-01 VI
11 Beretta Various Attachment
12 BernettiRangehitterSniper IronSight
13 Better looking Mariachis
14 BetterSkinCustomization
15 Blue Anniversary Suit and Gloves
16 Bren Ten
17 Brenner-21 Clear Mag
18 Browning Automatic Rifle
19 Buluc's Mansion Mission Equipment Highlight
20 Buluc's Mansion Translated Clues
21 Carl's A-List Skins
22 Carl's GFL Skins
23 Casual Former Viewmodel Fix
24 Cerulean
25 cheaple [LAS]
26 CheyTac M200
27 Chiappa Rhino 60DS
28 Chloe Price - LAS
29 Churros Highlight
30 Classic Skin Pack Reborn 1.7.2
31 Compressed House
32 Compressed MurkyHumvee with Optimized Model
33 Custom attachments for custom weapons
34 dallas
35 Daniel Defense Grip
36 Deep Dive
37 Desert Eagle L5
38 Desert Eagle XIX
39 Desert Tech MDR
40 DP12
41 DP28
42 EDF Military Knife
43 ELCAN C79
44 ELCAN SpecterDR MDRS
45 EOTech 552 Holographic Sight
46 F2000 Telescopic Sight
47 facade_light material config fix
48 Fang-45
49 Fate Extella Link - Nero Claudius LAS
50 Fixed Viewmodel for The Boom Bap Outfit
51 FN Five-seveN MK2
52 funny synthwave
53 G3 Scope
54 G3 Various Attachment
55 Gage Package Contours
56 Gepard GM6 Lynx
57 GFL OST - Beacon
58 GFL OST - Sentry
59 Girls' Frontline Characters LAS
60 hd dallas face
61 HD Gadget Rail
62 hd money bundle
63 HD Textures For Low Poly AI Weapons
64 HK G11
65 hk417 standalone
66 HLA Gordon Freeman [LAS]
67 Hoji The Demon Mask
68 Howa Type 89-64
69 Ichiban LAS
70 Illuminated Iron Sight Pack
71 Improved Bipods - HK21
72 Improved Weapon Mods Textures
73 Inugami Korone - LAS
74 Kel-Tec RFB
75 Keycard Highlight
76 kitteh replacing friend
77 KS-23
78 L115
79 L85 Various Attachment
80 Legendary Armour Skins
81 Lil Wang
82 Lo Wang LAS
83 Lo Wang's Aviators
84 LSAT
85 M2019 Blaster
86 M240 Various Attachment
87 M45 MEU(SOC)
88 M60 Bipod
89 MAC-10 Various Attachment
90 Mads Nikkelsen - LAS
91 Magpul Attachments Pack - AK
92 Magpul Attachments Pack - M4
93 Magpul Attachments Pack - Universal
94 Marionette
95 Mars Automatic
96 MARS Sight
97 Mateba Model 6 Unica
98 McMillan CS5
99 Michael De Santa - LAS
100 Midday Env Tweak
101 Minebea PM-9
102 MK 17 MOD 0
103 MK18 Specialist
104 Montana 5.56
105 not shit secret masks
106 OKP-7 Sight
107 Operation Cube
108 operator attachments
109 Optimized Sand Martin The Squeakquel
110 Original Bipods
111 OTs-14-4A Groza
112 parker-hale PDW
113 QBZ-97B
114 Remington R5 RGP
115 Remington Various Attachment
116 RPD
117 Ryuken
118 SAI GRY
119 Serious Sam 4 - Serious Sam LAS
120 Serious Shades
121 Serious Track 1
122 Serious Track 2
123 Serious Track 3
124 Serious Tunes
125 Shelly LAS
126 Singularity
127 SKS
128 Snek LAS
129 Snowflake
130 Speedpull Mag Pack
131 SR-3M Vikhr
132 ST AR-15
133 STF-12
134 Subtle Weapon Improvements
135 SUSAT
136 SW MP40
137 Tailor Pack 2 Optimisations
138 Tamamo no Mae - Spring Casual LAS
139 Tamamo no Mae Pajamas LAS
140 The Holy Grail
141 Trijicon ACOG TA31F-RMR Scope
142 Trijicon ACOG TA648-RMR Scope
143 TT-33
144 TTI Attachment Pack
145 tweaked amcar and car4 textures
146 US Optics ST-10
147 Vanilla Styled Mod Pack
148 Vanilla Styled Mod Pack - Melee Expansion
149 Viewmodel Fix for The Avenging Gunman
150 Vortex Viper (Pistol)
151 VP70
152 Walther P99
153 Warden - LAS
154 wardrobe (LAS) Hands Version
155 White Front
156 Z45 Katana
157 Zenith 10mm
158 [Add-on Skin] AK.762 - Cyber Midnight Reborn
159 [Add-On Skin] Itachi .300 - Betty
160 [Clarion] Magnifique Custom
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2020.08.19 20:51 argonthecook polski odpowiednik r/GamerPals?

Jest w polskim internecie jakieś miejsce, gdzie można znaleźć ludzi do gry?
Nabrałem ostatnio ochoty, żeby się przebić drużynowo przez kilka staroci (na przykład Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, Neverwinter Nights, SWAT, najchętniej z jakimiś modami utrudniającymi walkę i z poważnym podejściem do fabuły), ale znajomi grają w nowości, a ja po pracy chciałbym trochę odpocząć od angielskiego. :)
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2018.03.26 19:03 andysaurus_rex Mascot vs Mascot: Who should win the Championship

Let's start off with a breakdown of each mascot.
Loyola Chicago Wolves (Canis lupus):
Wolves are members of the canine family. Your lazy pug is a distant cousin of thie fierce hunter. With an average length of 130 cm, and an average weight of 44kg, these pack hunters are a serious contender.
Michigan Wolverines (Gulo gulo), wait no not that one. This one:
By all accounts, the wolverine is a downright nasty animal to be around. This guy isn't looking to make friends, and while they may be native to Canada, they are not sorry. Wolverines are members of the Mustelid family (weasels, otters, badgers, etc). While relatively small animals (~20kg), make no mistake, these are fierce animals.
Villanova Wildcats:
A "wildcat" isn't really an animal. It just refers to any feral member of the feline family. I had to dig for some more info on these bad kitties on the Villanova Website. I'm going to assume that the animal in reference is a bobcat, because they are native to Pennsylvania, where Villanova is located. Also, that's what the mascot most closely resembles. Bobcats live a mostly solitary life. They hunt small mammals, birds, and fish, but have been known to attack larger mammals such as deer. Bobcats clock in at around 10kg.
Kansas Jayhawks:
The Jayhawk also isn't a real animal. According to Kansas's website, the Jayhawk is a combination of two animals: a blue jay and a sparrow hawk. A sparrow hawk also goes by the name of the American Kestrel. The kestrel is a very common species of hawk, and it hunts small mammals and birds. As far as size goes, they are the smallest bird of prey in North America and averages 100g.
Now let's get in to the match-ups.
Wolf vs Wolverine:
This is tough. This is really tough. Wolves are larger, but wolverines are more viscous. I had to do find an expert opinion to help me on this. Please meet Eaglesong of Compareanimal.com. This guy is clearly an expert in his field of comparing animals. It says so right in the name "an ideal place for animal vs animal comparison." Eaglesong is clearly an expert, and picks the Wolverine in a close fight, but I'm also interested in the comments on this page. I personally like the numbers that Jeff throws down:
If it was a very large wolverine, say around 60 pounds and a large gray wolf of say around 150 pounds it could be a toss up. The bite force of a gray wolf is around 1500- pounds. Wolverines have larger clawed paws than a gray wolf, however both animals have thick fur, which doubles as protection during combat. Wolverines have a bite force of around 224 pounds. I want to side with the wolverine, but I have to say a large gray wolf has the upper hand. I wouldn’t say the wolf would beat the wolverine every time, but possibly 70% of the time. The terrain and the weather could also play factors in this battle.
Pretty reasonable. Wolves have a stronger bite force, and are larger, but wolverines have more dangerous claws.
But Droog also has some good info to draw from:
Actually, wolverines are some of the most ferocious animals on the planet. There is actual video footage of a wolverine killing a polar bear. Which, as far as bears go, a grizzly bear is the assumed top in it’s class, when in fact polar bears are far more dangerous. As far as wolves go, they’re typically pack hunters so they will likely win. However if you managed to get a 1 on 1, my vote goes for the wolverine. While the wolf, the largest in it’s class, and by coincidence, likely the most powerful of them, is not going to be as agile as the wolverine. I’m only responding to what I’ve read on various forums and various documentaries. Wolverines feed on Caribou for God’s sake. If a gray wolf pack does the same thing, can you imagine a 1 on 1? No doubt a coin toss, but I’d still bet on the wolverine.
Now, when you say there's video footage of a wolverine killing a polar bear, I just had to go find it. While I couldn't find that footage, I did find this amazing video.
But while these stories are interesting, I'm a man of science. And science says that wolves are a wolverine's most dangerous predator. If a pack of wolves were to attack a wolverine, he'd be dead. But Loyola's mascot isn't the wolf pack, it's just a single wolf. I'd have to say that the edge goes to the wolverine in a close battle.
Bobcat vs American Kestrel:
With no way for the kestrel to effectively harm the bobcat, the bobcat swats the kestrel out of the air and kills it in 2 seconds. Bobcat wins.
Bobcat vs Wolverine:
This is another tough one, but I gotta give the edge to the wolverine. Bobcats simply aren't as strong as wolves, and if a wolverine can kill a wolf, it can kill a bobcat. I can't find any data to support a bobcat or any wild cat being able to kill a wolverine.
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2017.06.28 05:26 cuavas MAME 0.187

MAME 0.187

And now for something completely different: our midyear MAME release. The most notable new working machines are beloved Game & Watch titles Donkey Kong Jr. (new wide screen) and Mario Bros., and the ultra-rare Kaneko prototype Jump Kun (thanks ShouTime). There are also some newly supported clones of existing systems, like additional versions of DECO Cassette games (including the more Puck-Man-like Japanese version of Lock’n’Chase), Spanish bootlegs of Rally X and Scramble, a Korean release of Macross II with Japanese text removed (to meet “cultural import” restrictions), and a simplified version of Operation Thunderbolt for smaller cabinets in shopping centres aimed at younger children.
Another very exciting development in this release is support for running original protection programs for a number of games using MC68705P5 microcontrollers. A technique to exploit glitches and read the programs out of a protected MC68705P5 with reasonable success rate was discovered, and brizzo built a device implementing it. Games now using real protection programs include Get Star, Chack’n Pop, Rumba Lumber, Onna Sanshirou (Typhoon Gal), Field Day, Prebillian and others. Some of these games were known to be using poor simulation, so improvements to gameplay can be expected.
Other improvements include support for a MIDI output card on the Sharp X68000 (allows game sountracks to be played through an external synthesiser), English BIOS support for the Sega VMU, fixes for several xBR shaders with bgfx, working Dragon 64 Plus and Goupil G1/G2 support, Tandy CoCo Speech/Sound Cartridge support, and a big update to the Interpro driver.
Of course there’s more, which you can experience when you get the source/Windows binaries from the download page. Thanks for being part of the MAME community.

MAMETesters Bugs Fixed

New working machines

New working clones

Machines promoted to working

Clones promoted to working

New machines marked as NOT_WORKING

New clones marked as NOT_WORKING

New working software list additions

New NOT_WORKING softwre list additions

Source Changes

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2017.06.28 05:26 cuavas MAME 0.187

MAME 0.187

And now for something completely different: our midyear MAME release. The most notable new working machines are beloved Game & Watch titles Donkey Kong Jr. (new wide screen) and Mario Bros., and the ultra-rare Kaneko prototype Jump Kun (thanks ShouTime). There are also some newly supported clones of existing systems, like additional versions of DECO Cassette games (including the more Puck-Man-like Japanese version of Lock’n’Chase), Spanish bootlegs of Rally X and Scramble, a Korean release of Macross II with Japanese text removed (to meet “cultural import” restrictions), and a simplified version of Operation Thunderbolt for smaller cabinets in shopping centres aimed at younger children.
Another very exciting development in this release is support for running original protection programs for a number of games using MC68705P5 microcontrollers. A technique to exploit glitches and read the programs out of a protected MC68705P5 with reasonable success rate was discovered, and brizzo built a device implementing it. Games now using real protection programs include Get Star, Chack’n Pop, Rumba Lumber, Onna Sanshirou (Typhoon Gal), Field Day, Prebillian and others. Some of these games were known to be using poor simulation, so improvements to gameplay can be expected.
Other improvements include support for a MIDI output card on the Sharp X68000 (allows game sountracks to be played through an external synthesiser), English BIOS support for the Sega VMU, fixes for several xBR shaders with bgfx, working Dragon 64 Plus and Goupil G1/G2 support, Tandy CoCo Speech/Sound Cartridge support, and a big update to the Interpro driver.
Of course there’s more, which you can experience when you get the source/Windows binaries from the download page. Thanks for being part of the MAME community.

MAMETesters Bugs Fixed

New working machines

New working clones

Machines promoted to working

Clones promoted to working

New machines marked as NOT_WORKING

New clones marked as NOT_WORKING

New working software list additions

New NOT_WORKING softwre list additions

Source Changes

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2017.06.28 05:25 cuavas MAME 0.187

MAME 0.187

And now for something completely different: our midyear MAME release. The most notable new working machines are beloved Game & Watch titles Donkey Kong Jr. (new wide screen) and Mario Bros., and the ultra-rare Kaneko prototype Jump Kun (thanks ShouTime). There are also some newly supported clones of existing systems, like additional versions of DECO Cassette games (including the more Puck-Man-like Japanese version of Lock’n’Chase), Spanish bootlegs of Rally X and Scramble, a Korean release of Macross II with Japanese text removed (to meet “cultural import” restrictions), and a simplified version of Operation Thunderbolt for smaller cabinets in shopping centres aimed at younger children.
Another very exciting development in this release is support for running original protection programs for a number of games using MC68705P5 microcontrollers. A technique to exploit glitches and read the programs out of a protected MC68705P5 with reasonable success rate was discovered, and brizzo built a device implementing it. Games now using real protection programs include Get Star, Chack’n Pop, Rumba Lumber, Onna Sanshirou (Typhoon Gal), Field Day, Prebillian and others. Some of these games were known to be using poor simulation, so improvements to gameplay can be expected.
Other improvements include support for a MIDI output card on the Sharp X68000 (allows game sountracks to be played through an external synthesiser), English BIOS support for the Sega VMU, fixes for several xBR shaders with bgfx, working Dragon 64 Plus and Goupil G1/G2 support, Tandy CoCo Speech/Sound Cartridge support, and a big update to the Interpro driver.
Of course there’s more, which you can experience when you get the source/Windows binaries from the download page. Thanks for being part of the MAME community.

MAMETesters Bugs Fixed

New working machines

New working clones

Machines promoted to working

Clones promoted to working

New machines marked as NOT_WORKING

New clones marked as NOT_WORKING

New working software list additions

New NOT_WORKING softwre list additions

Source Changes

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2017.01.20 22:04 Heruss100 First Impressions gone Awry [GW-H]

First Post
[My next port of call was to get a better understanding of the diplomatic side of things, and what went wrong. For this, I met with a former aide to Councillor Voschikk of the Tal’vel.
Damara Moshtalvel, since leaving her post as an aide at the end of the war, now runs a cafe which predominantly caters to herbivores, and is thus well patronized by Prey-types.]
Weird how it’s only 20 years ago, right? Weird. So, so weird.
I guess our biggest problem was not explaining to them how the Galaxy worked. That was probably our first mistake. They’d jumped into a system where they’d found the, us. Apparently they gave us a nickname of “gazelles” because we have some passing resemblance to something on their home planet.
Anyways. We did the standard greetings, meetings, they gave us standard biology, we did the same. They seemed to be similar type to us, they were so open and ready to talk and open up dialogue and the ships we had seen were their scouts, their explorer ships.
I went on one of those you know. Lovely, sleek vessel. Lots of smooth lines and what nods they could do to their own comfort. Surprisingly small crew for a vessel of that size too. I think I saw all of 20 humans on there. We’re about the same height too, when you include our horns.
The first one I met was a very friendly being, a male of the species who spoke at length about humanity’s desire to explore space, colonize, develop technologies. They were really, really nice and seemed so like us. A want to expand, explore, seek new places to graze, that sort of thing.
We saw no real wrong in them as it stood. The stuff they had given us was all about their expansion into their solar system, how it was lead by companies, similar to our corporate herds, that kind of thing.
So they eventually came to the Galactic Council where they were introduced and began to observe various sessions. The people they had seemed quite seasoned at this, debating various settling and grazing rights, dealing with new construction and settler projects. The only time I saw them confused was when the humans were present during our monthly losses meeting.
[Narrowed down to Council Losses Meeting #1987332, or #1987333]
They spoke to Voschikk after the meeting. Well. Spoke is probably a little too polite. They simply barraged him with questions. Was the council at war? How long had it been at war? Were they losing? Was there anything they could do to help? Who was the threat? How can humanity help to lessen the losses?
I was taken aback a bit by that one, the most they were asked to do was report losses accurately, to ensure that should the council request resources or other assistance in the event of a particularly bad loss report.
Both the human ambassador and the aides seemed a bit… off with that responce to a lot of their questions. They seemed confused by it. Almost like they were confused by the sun rising.
It was just the way of things and we’d assumed because they were like us in many respects they’d understand this naturally. We rely on numbers and being so spread out that the predatory species cannot really hope to make that much of a massive impact.
We also explained those cycles where every so often there would be higher loss-rates than usual and that really made them go quiet. They seemed to be trying to work something out, like trying to grasp the very concept of nature itself.
And why it was wrong.
Yes, I know. Wrong. That’s perhaps what makes them so strange, they’re so set in their ways in some respects, so like us in oh so many ways, then there’s that part of them that… well, that monthly loss meeting.
[Loss meeting #1987735]
They brought this woman in and she looked amazing, in that all white and gold uniform of hers, the cap? The council and the aides were already talking about the mysterious new figure they’d brought in as quietly as possible as each delegation read out their loss reports, they were doing it a little quickly due to this new figure, just making sure the broad strokes were down.
We were interested in how the humans were doing as we’d heard that the Kroshkikk had finally begun to hunt in their space.
So up gets this striking white-clad figure, she takes a sip from a glass of water, clearing her throat and introduces herself.
Admiral Amanda Wraith.
[Finding Admiral Wraith proved to be surprisingly tricky. I wound up having to travel to Terra itself to find her, to the capital territory of the Terran Commonwealth, an area called the British Isles. From the capital of London, I then had to travel to another area to its far West that actually reminded me a lot of Hrundii. Steep valleys, beautiful scenery, lots of greenery. Admiral Wraith has herself seen her hair turn grey and while she was speaking with me, she was looking after the spawn of her own spawn.]
That meeting? The truth is I was terrified to stand up there in front of so many different species!
I’d never seen before or had only seen in a holo image. I’ve never been a big public speaker, really! Oh, don’t look so shocked. Big crowd, little old me there, though I was a lot younger back then. Ah, dear. Well… gosh, how about we rewatch it and I give you a few clues about what I was feeling? I know some of you Galactic sorts struggle with the nuances sometimes.
[We put the holo-recording of her first losses report to the council on a small projector disk in her kitchen]
Hah! Wow, gosh I looked so young back then. Ah, there, see? My hand trembles! I had to grip the data pad so hard then to steady my nerves. See me closing my eyes? That’s me imagining that the council representatives aren’t there. I was so, so nervous. Gosh I speak so stiffly.
“The Terran Commonwealth reports the damage of two Terran Cruisers, the loss of one destroyer, crew all saved and the loss of one Koshikk hunting pack.” Hah! Such a stiff way of talking.
You can see there, look. I take a step back when the Council erupts too, all because we’d hit the kitties harder than they’d hit us.
Gosh the questions! So many questions! I never realised how fearful they looked then, I just wanted to go back to my ship at this point. Jees.
I was glad I didn’t have to do that again, let me tell you! Jason! Jason put that down! No the cat doesn’t like being held that wa-
[Damara Moshtalvel shakes her head in amazement as the recording ends, we’re sat at her cafe in nice seats, sharing some Janar’gri tea.]
The meeting we had with them afterwards. Yikes.
Councillor Voschikk looked like he was about to faint, one of the other aides actually did. I felt a bit queasy myself. They had acted like Predators and made no excuses for it, they’d done something we’d not seen for such a long, long time. Predators had been able to fine tune pack hunting to an art form and they’d effortlessly swatted them away.
The humans were, once again, confused. They thought we’d be overjoyed at the news they could stop the predatorial races. Instead we were nearly in a panic. Had we accidentally let in a predatorial race? Had they tricked us? Well. It turned out “sort of” they’d tried to get away from the need to fight, but they could when they wanted to. Fight hard too.
These, peaceful, kind, knowledgeable, curious omnivores we had thought were like our kin were suddenly something very different. We didn’t really know how to behave around them, so we just kind of became frozen. Councillor Voschikk just didn’t know what to do with them, aside from demand they tell us from now on about what exactly they were. No more holding back.
The first stuff they sent over caused Councillor Voschikk to faint at his desk. Their history was steeped in fighting each other, but then also collectively working together and ensuring their weakest were protected, resources shared.
Neither predator or prey. A Koshikk in Tal’vel’s skin.
No wonder we were worried, and that was before they’d even gotten up to speed.
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2016.01.04 17:37 polandballmod [Contest Thread] 3-2-1 BÖRK!

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Points Author Comic NA
334 BlahTheAmazing Science can't solve everything
322 Eventt Playing hockey
302 Prothey Hihi.
289 Blackfire853 Flowing with Potential
261 Kampfail Russia wants to play
247 jesus_stalin Fly Swatting
244 John_V98 Bigger target
239 VorsprungOfficial Gold for Iron
239 prokaryo Anything´s a dildo if you´re brave enough
237 SockFinn Proper Defence
235 artykoma L’amour européen
235 KebabHyvlaren A coffee too much
234 ElagabalusRex French Polishing
231 White_Pikmin Paradox
230 Hielord Trying new things
220 narnarjar Biological Warfare
220 atingleintheloins The Song of our People
216 Eesti_Stronk China Makes Breakfast
213 hweibel Oh,möre,pope,möre!
208 zimonitrome Curse of the Penisula
208 Toughsnow Kalmar Reconquest
208 FVBLT Medical Emergency
205 AdmiralAkbar1 English Food
194 Asteh By Any Stretch
189 halfpipesaur The day Finland almost cried
187 MarcialV21 Bottoms Up
183 mikeelpi Belgian trespassers
182 CMuenzen Finnish Dating Tutorial
173 ZX-Spektrum Between a Børk and a Hard Place
172 Zobtzler Greetings!
168 a1pcm Good Vibrations
164 ZeSacc America's burger
159 Melle_Limule All Quiet on the Western Front
156 Sitoutumaton Who bought the world
156 javacode The Thirty Years War
149 Yellowone1 Tulpenbewässerungsimulator
149 DalekSpartan Siesta?
146 SinoCanuck China doesn't mind
145 VadderDarth True Nature
145 SpaceHippoDE Flappy Polska
145 Chricri3112 Crymea River
144 Portugal_Stronk A tale of three brothers
139 brain4breakfast Suck it and See
134 Hinadira Duck Pets
134 danoneland The Corridor
134 GIBSEA Divide and rule
131 Sr_Marques Drought
131 Crankeedoo Memory Lane
130 ChuckKanonyx North Pole Trouble
128 we300men Man's Inhumanity to Man
128 MisterTryhard Big Fish
118 koleye 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my ally's a damn peacenik pinko.
118 mbbmets1 Friendly Fire
116 LaTartifle Mauretania has Stick
116 Compassmaker Recognition
116 masiakasaurus Libya falls apart
115 TheMysteryG Russia's Popcorn
113 Copernicium112 Such Is Life
104 pyram1de I Are Dżonny California, And This Is My Serf Board!
104 Boxrof Rape the Churches?
102 podian Karma
97 NieOrginalny Traffic problems
97 Did_i_worded_good Friendship
96 ChummyCommie The Bully
95 cemossunal Finland's Decision
93 Astronelson Hunger Pains
93 Granitemate Fire Responce
91 paulionm Yakutia Finds a Friend
90 NotABrick Right of way
90 Squiddum Tianjin
89 Guppyscum Having fun crossing America
89 scottishdrunkard Crossing the Border
89 chairmanmaomix Best Prank 1870!
88 Brit_Pat13 Two Börk Fish
87 Pjayo The Adventures of a Free Scotland
86 Pizzarcatto Learning to Fly
86 Butt_Billionaire La Critique
85 Brumaire57 Das Transition
81 101nighthsade101 Tastes Like Chicken
81 mathisawsome2213 Another day in the Middle East
80 Szwab Yugoslav Christmas
76 BlueMargaridas Codfish tastes good
75 CaptainKiribati Belarus' best buddy!
75 NotExistor Filming "The Squaw Man"
74 Etropalker Never far from home
72 Scub_ A Chinese's Bad Luck
72 Pyro_With_A_Lighter Shame of the youth
71 AndyRedditor Swedish New Years
70 beaglemaster A little death
70 jPaolo USA is #1
68 BerryPi I'd Like My Africa Scrambled, Please
68 sameth1 Hungry Hungry Mongol.
60 RobertZocker How South Sudan came into existence
59 That_One_Mofo Trianon-gry
58 Maxi_W An Examination of the Consequences to "Anschluss" in the Globalized Modern World
57 edbwtf Smuggle Tunnel
57 Dancing_Anatolia Japan's Eyes
56 KimJongUnusual Poland does what Poland does best
56 Brifcore What pleases the Turkey
55 ColePT Hate makes the world go round
53 IrishBall True Friends
51 goodviewcity Not the way of tea
51 cziken20 Earl Pain
48 JennyTalia13666 An explosive start of the year
46 Loader94 Old habits never die
46 HamShanky Fredrikshamn
42 Clayhanger Saami gets stuck in
42 GabeNdorf Finland and Sweden discuss philosophy and politics
38 korn4thepoor Serbia's strange hobby
38 Daft_Lord Hungary canot defends from
36 Kegaha Niemcy nailed it
32 LordCrusader Børk Börk
26 library_sheep Slow Down
13 bostofte The murican Nordic
9 DumbersTemplars Ukraine and Russia

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2014.11.11 04:52 brianwantsblood A Happening [Part 11/15]

Kyle Scott gets Dean Arrow's attention calling for a Stray Arrow. Dean Arrow smiles and obliges, he winks at Harvey before miming slinging an arrow from a bow. Arrow backs into the corner for a running start.
Woodbridge: It's Mike Starr! I thought he was eliminated!
Mike Starr leaps onto the ring apron and grabs Dean Arrow around the neck the two men begin brawling.
Paisner: Arrow and Mike Starr exchanging right hands! Kyle Scott throws David Harvey to the mat and goes to help his partner.
Kyle Scott rushes over to Dean Arrow brawling with Mike Starr. Kyle Scott grabs Dean Arrow by the leg and dumps him over the top rope causing both he and Mike Starr to tumble down to the mat.
Woodbridge: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Paisner: DEAN ARROW HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Kyle Scott has betrayed Dean Arrow! The Strays are officially dead!
Dean Arrow is shocked as he gets back to his feet. He looks up at Kyle Scott and can't believe his eyes. Kyle Scott spreads his arms and mouths "It's just business."
Paisner: SUPER SAIYAN!
CJ out of no where dropkicks Kyle Scott, Scott flies into the ropes and CJ follows it up by grabbing Kyle Scott, desperately trying to hang on. CJ with his last ounce of strength throws Kyle Scott's leg up and over the top rope and dumping him to the outside.
Woodbridge: KYLE SCOTT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Paisner: Holy shit has business just picked up! Two quick eliminations and now CJ stands triumphant over his former partners! OH SHIT!
CJ gloats over his former partners as he turns back towards the action only to be clotheslined up and over the top rope by David Harvey.
Woodbridge: CJ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Paisner: The former Strays learning the hard way, united they stand. Divided they fall.
Crowd: 3! 2! 1!
"What a Waster" by The Libertines begins to play.
Woodbridge: Holy shit!
Paisner: At lucky #13 it's MUJER DRAGON!
Crowd: YAAAAY!!
Dean Arrow, Mike Starr, Kyle Scott and CJ all brawl on the outside up the aisleway as Mujer Dragon sprints passed them carrying a satchel slung over her shoulder to join Owen Mercer, Bruce Rodgers, David Harvey, Jimmy Chonga Jr, and Stephen Alexander. Harvey and Mercer pair off once again while Bruce Rodgers goes to work on Jimmy Chonga Jr. Stephen Alexander stands alone in the center of the ring shaking his head no.
Paisner: Demons from the past!
Mujer Dragon leaps onto the apron and Stephen Alexander attempts to clothesline her off. Dragon thrusts her shoulder in Stephen's midsection through the ropes then slingshots into the ring, flipping over Stephen Alexander's head. Mujer Dragon sprints towards the opposite side ropes and rebounds back towards Stephen Alexader. Dragon ducks the clothesline, springboards off the second rope and nails Stephen Alexander with a missile dropkick. Owen Mercer attempts to get involved but David Harvey pulls him back into the corner and ties him up with a futile elimination attempt. Meanwhile, Jimmy Jr. and Bruce Rodgers watch the story unfold.
Woodbridge: Looks like the boys are content to let Mujer Dragon get her revenge on Stephen Alexander for running her out of the promotion.
Stephen Alexander pops up and Mujer Dragon begs him to come at her. Alexander approaches cautiously and snaps out a low kick that Mujer Dragon kicks away with a snap kick of her own. Alexander swings with a wild lariat, but the Dragon ducks it and hooks the strap of her satchel around Stephen Alexander's neck and drops him down hard with an assisted hangman's neckbreaker. Mujer Dragon nips up and grabs Stephen Alexander by the ankles and gives him a vicious stomp to the groin area.
Crowd: OOOO!!
Stephen Alexander starts bouncing around the mat holding his junk. Mujer Dragon circles the ring pointing to the crowd and holding up her satchel. Stephen Alexander gets to his knees, still holding his tender balls as Mujer Dragon comes up to him from behind and reaches into her satchel.
Paisner: What's she got in that bag? It's... it's... THE MASK!
Mujer Dragon hoists her old luchadora mask high in the air, Chonga, Rodgers, Harvey and Mercer all recoil in terror at the smell of it. Mujer Dragon takes the mask and starts putting it on Stephen Alexander.
Woodbridge: Goooooo!
Mujer Dragon gets the mask halfway on when it dawns on Stephen Alexander what's happening. The WiR prankster starts freaking out in the ring clutching at the mask trying to pull it off. Mujer Dragon takes a step back as Alexander spasms uncontrollably trying to remove the mask. Finally, he manages to get it off and is left with brown streaks all over his face. The look on his face is absolutely horrifying.
Paisner: Stephen Alexander is beside himself after being forced to wear that shit stained mask!
Woodbridge: Guess this is one of those circle of life kinda deals I suppose.
Stephen Alexander walks over to Bruce Rodgers who runs away towards Jimmy Junior. Stephen follows him over there and both men powder to the outside of the ring under the bottom rope to avoid Stephen. Stephen holds his arms out to David Harvey and Owen Mercer screaming why and they both boot him in the gut trying to keep him at a healthy distance. Finally, Mujer Dragon grabs Alexander by the back of his tights and runs him over to the ropes and throws him over the top.
Paisner: STEPHEN ALEXANDER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! And thank God, that ring was starting to smell absolutely horrid.
Crowd: 3! 2! 1! IT'S HAPPENING!
BZZZZ
"God's Gonna Cut You Down" by Johnny Cash starts to play as Stephen Alexander scrambles down the aisle trying to remove all the shit covering his face.
Woodbridge: It's the big Texan, RANSOM RAY!
Ransom Ray stumbles down the aisle, obviously extremely inebriated. In fact, he's carrying a bottle of Wild Turkey swigging it on his way down the ring. He takes a swig as he passes Stephen Alexander and spits the contents into his face.
Paisner: Jesus, Ray. He can't show up sober fucking once his god damn career?
Ray rolls into the ring, his bottle of Wild Turkey still in hand. Owen Mercer runs up to meet him and starts firing away with overhand rights. Ray manages to block one and with his meathook of a hand, grabs Owen Mercer by the skull and headbutts him hard sending him down to the mat. David Harvey is next as he attempts to tackle the big man down with a thesz press.
Woodbridge: Harvey looking to get a bit of revenge on Ransom Ray for walking out on Legion during the Tina Turner Dome!
Ransom Ray holds Harvey up for a moment in a bearhug position as Harvey fires machine gun rights hands into his skull. Ray throws his former partner down to the mat with a vicious spinebuster and next comes Bruce Rodgers. Ray simply decks him and Bruce Rodgers falls to the mat, leaving Ransom Ray and Jimmy Chonga Junior as the only men left standing. Jimmy Jr. swallows a big gulp, scared shitless at the prospect of fighting a drunken Ransom Ray.
Paisner: Ray always had a soft spot for Jimmy Jr. but I'm afraid the Devil's Liquid has taken ahold of Ransom Ray.
Ray spits on the mat and takes a swig of his wild turkey then motions to Jimmy Jr. to bring it. Jimmy charges at Ray and starts hammering forearm shots into the face of the big Texan. Ray just takes it and laughs. The big man goes for a big lariat attempt to swat Jimmy Jr. like a fly, but Jimmy Jr backflips into a handspring, kicking out his right leg and knocking the bottle of whisky into the air. In a suprising turn of events, Jimmy Jr. actually lands on his feet after the back handspring and catches the bottle of Wild Turkey.
Woodbridge: The look on Ray's face! He's pissed!
Ray screams at Jimmy Jr. to give him back his bottle. Jimmy tosses it over Ray's head and the bottle is caught by David Harvey. Ray spins towards Harvey and the Diamondback continues the game of monkey in the middle tossing the whisky over to Bruce Rodgers. Rodgers spins the bottle around like he's in Cocktail starring the one and only Elizabeth Shue. Ransom Ray reaches out to grab and Bruce Rodgers throws a behind the back pass to Mujer Dragon who quickly hot potatoes it over to Owen Mercer. Ray spins drunkenly towards Mercer who spins the neck of the bottle in his hand.
Paisner: OH MY!
Mercer smashes the bottle of whiskey over Ray's head and Ray goes stumbling back towards the ropes. Bruce Rodgers gets on all fours and whistles to Jimmy Junior. Jimmy Junior leaps off Bruce Rodgers back like a step stool and onto Ransom Ray's shoulders in a hurricanrana attempt. Jimmy spins Ray towards the ropes and attempts to eliminate him via hurricanrana over the top rope but Ray manages to hold on. David Harvey, Mujer Dragon and Bruce Rodgers all join in trying to throw Ray out. Finally, Owen Mercer decides to join in and all 5 manage to dump Ray to the outside.
Woodbridge: RANSOM RAY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Crowd: 3! 2! 1!
BZZZ
"The Ocean" by Led Zeppelin begins to play.
Crowd: BOOOO!!
Paisner: At #15 it's JACK ANCHOR! We're halfway through the Ultimate Happening folks!
Owen Mercer tries to dump David Harvey after the team up on Ransom Ray, but Harvey manages to hold on and land on the ring apron joining Jimmy Junior. Jack Anchor slides into the ring and Bruce Rodgers heads right for him. Anchor sprints right back at Bruce Rodgers and hits him with a running kneelift to the midsection flipping Bruce Rodgers up and over. Owen Mercer is next and lands a couple punches before Jack Anchor slams a knee into his midsection and follows it up with a double arm DDT. Mujer Dragon tries to take advantage of Jack Anchor has gets back to his feet, but Anchor lunges forward and turns the luchadora inside out with a big time lariat.
Woodbridge: Anchor is fresh while it looks like Mercer is finally starting to show signs of fatigue. He's been in this match up for over 22 minutes after entering at #2.
Jimmy Jr. gets to his feet on the apron and springboards into the ring with a missile dropkick and Anchor just bats him away like a fly, causing Jimmy to land on his face. David Harvey steps through the ropes back into the ring just in time for Jack Anchor to pull Jimmy Junior off the mat and hurl him into David Harvey's midsection, slamming the Diamondback into the near turnbuckle. Anchor follows it up with a sick running boot over the body of Jimmy Junior and into Harvey's face as he's slumped in the corner. David Harvey collapses on top of Jimmy Chonga Junior in front of the turnbuckle.
Paisner: Jack Anchor is cleaning house!
Mujer Dragon gets back to her feet and leaps onto the back of Jack Anchor and starts driving elbows into his neck. Anchor reaches behind him and manages to get a hold of Mujer Dragon's hair and pulls her up onto his shoulder. Anchor sprints towards the ropes and chucks Mujer Dragon up and over the top rope to the outside.
Woodbridge: MUJER DRAGON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Jack Anchor getting a bit of revenge for his shit stained partner!
Anchor marches over to Bruce Rodgers just getting to his feet and grabs the Sexy One by the hair. Anchor irish whips Bruce Rodgers across the ring and goes for a back body drop, but before Bruce Rodgers get complete the rotation, Anchor grabs onto the back of his legs and throws him back down to the mat from whence he came with high impact Alabama Slam. Owen Mercer gets back to his feet and tries running Anchor towards the ropes, but Anchor manages to grab hold of the top rope and slam a back elbow into the face of Owen Mercer causing him to stumble back into the middle of the ring. Anchor measures Mercer up and bounces off the ropes and connects with a running clothesline.
Paisner: I don't think I've ever seen Anchor so focused. He's absolutely demolishing everyone in the ring.
Anchor stands in the center of the ring soaking in the boos. He does the Hulk Hogan taunt, egging the crowd on to shower him with more boos. Anchor smiles in the ring as he starts slapping the back of Owen Mercer's head in the middle of the ring, adding insult to injury.
Crowd: 3! 2! 1! IT'S HAPPENING!
BZZZ
The lights go out in the arena and the whole crowd starts wetting themselves in anticipation. "Terrible Lie" by Nine Inch Nails starts to play. A single spotlight shines on Jack Anchor in the center of the ring, his eyes fixated on the entrance way.
Woodbridge: Jack Anchor is scared shitless! And as well he should be!
The rest of the arena lights come on illuminating the rest of the ring, to reveal a towering dark figure behind Jack Anchor.
Paisner: It's the Japanese Monster, KEIJI!
Anchor swallows hard as he feels a presence behind him. He slowly turns around and stands eye to eye with Keiji. Keiji's arm shoots out like a lightning bolt as he grabs Jack Anchor around the throat, lifts him high in the air and chokeslams him back down to the mat. Keiji turns his attention to Bruce Rodgers who slides out of the ring wanting no part of the giant monster. Keiji smiles and turns back towards the center of the ring, David Harvey is now perched on the top rope and flies off with a flying cross body, Keiji catches him in mid air and slams him hard down onto his knee with a uranage backbreaker. Bruce Rodgers slides back into the ring to try and attack Keiji from behind but Keiji spins around almost impossibly fast nearly taking Bruce Rodgers head off with a spinning back fist. Keiji reaches down to the mat and grabs Bruce Rodgers by the throat and pulls him back up.
Woodbridge: Oh God, what's Keiji going to do here?
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